| Plz remind me 2 remind u abut remindin me 2 send u dis reminder oh dat reminds me cn u remind me wot da reminder was ive 4got! |
Every Person Has A
Special Quality Which
Attract Other People.
So In Ur
Point Of View, Wat
Is My Attractive
Quality ... !!!
|
Face Test
Q1. Do you find my face: c)good looking.
Q2.Which feature in my face is the most atractive:
Q3.What is the 1 impression that you get from my attitude. |
Here Is Some Career Advice
First, Listen To Your Heart
Then
Listen To Your Brains
Then
Do What Your Wife Tell You To Do . . . |
Catch her by her waist
Bring her home
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a
Nice Drink
COCA COLA
Buurrrrrrrrrrr;-) |
Pehli dfa insan jub dalta he to nervous hota he-
Ahista se ander dalo to phisal k pura ander chala jata he-
phir ajibo gharib awaze aane lag jati hen-
lakin aap bilkul nahi ghabrana, confidence se lage rehna aur us waqt tak na nikalna jub tak kam pura nahi ho jata.
ATM CARD
atm machine se. |
Newz reporter:Ap ka best cricketer kon hai.
Nergis: YUHANA
Newz reporter:Mainy ap ka best cricketer pocha hai HOBBY nahi. |
Teri Tight Tight Teri sohni sohni,
patyala shalwar Ni,
kuj hor na samjhi,
Tenu dekh k mera chutt janda,
Hath wichon Romal Ni,
kuj hor na samjhi,
Tenu Dekh k mera khara ho janda,
Cycle vich bazar Ni,
kuj hor na samjhi,
Tu karwandi rai main karda riya,
Tera intzaar Ni kuj hor na samjhi! |
Ek Larki Duusri Se Kehti Hy . . . :
Yaar Pehle Tou Dheere Bara Maza Aa Rha Tha Par. . . . . .
Doosri: Par Kia. . ?
Par Jab Baad Me Zor Zor Se Jhatke Lagne Lage, Meri Tou Kamar Hi Toot Gayi. . . .
Kasam Khati Hoon,
Aaenda W-11 Ki Buso'n Me Kabhi Safar Nhi Karungi . . . ;-> |
Ur Best
Ur Unforgetable
Ur so cute
Ur Great
Ur so sweet
Ur so Intelligent
Ooppsss!
Sorry galat number pe SMS Kar dia?..! |
mangta hoon to deti nahi
jawab meri baat ka
deti ho to khara ho jata hai
rom rom jazbaat ka
kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo
baloo mein phool ghulab ka |
Sirf ik bar kehdo,
sirf ik bar kehdo,
plz ik bar kehdo,
abh intazar nahin hota,
abh sabar nahin hota,
keun nahin khatee ho tum??
ka aqqal bareee ka bhaeenss |
Usne sab k samne awaz lagai
.
.
Mene awaz suni to usay pehchan liya
.
.
Mene churi nikali
.
.
Uski taraf tezi se badha. Aur bola
khan Bhai! churi tez kardo! |
When I take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough
When I don?t do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, He is busy,
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, He takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating,
When I make a mistake, You?re an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, He?s only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, He?s on business.
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, He must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, It?s because he?s overworked
When I do well, My boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, He never forgets |
R u emotionally dumbed?
Creatively challenged?
Artistically void?
Socially hopeless?
And financially desperate?
Congrats you are a
PAKISTANI! |
Secretly go2 some1 house at night. Open ur bag. Take out keys n try to open the door. Enter the room. Open the cupboard. Now open the drawer. Take out the money and jewelry. Open ur bag and put everything in it. Now quickly open the windows n run away!
Guess what?
.
.
.
U can open things in the night! |
