A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after sex?
His answr: Depends, if I can find a ph1. |
| I'm as confused as a termite in a yo-yo |
| HELP: Cops are after a suspect who smart, witty, sexy and good lookin...so where you gonna hide ME? |
| having one child makes you a parent having two makes you a referee. |
| forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me. |
| a child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniform. |
| Is it time for your medication or mine? |
| If you cannot change your mind, you are sure you have one. |
| I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. |
| Always remember you are unique just like every one else. |
| Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW! |
| I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert. |
