Women are diff'rent frm men:
Dey look gud in skirts or shorts!
Der's Women's Day, but no men's Day.
Dey can be sure dat d baby is theirs. Men can't.
Women can cry n still look good.
When men cry, they look like dorks.
Most of all,
women know d difference between a comfort room & a wall .. |
A girl in a book shop.
Do you have book entitled.
"Wonen The Perfect Intelligence" ?.
Sales man :
"The comedy section is on the left side". |
An Indian girl married a French man.
And went to Paris. She didn't know French.
If sha went to buy leg piece of chicken.
She did life her skirt and show her leg.
This went on for some days.
Once she went too buy banana.
She took her husband along with her.
You know why ?.
Because.
He knew french !!.
God bless your mind. |
A old woman calling her Husband, Sunil, Nehaal, Ajay,Yash, Anil ,
1 larki bolee aunty ap ab be apnay husband se itna pyaar karti hain
jo unhay itnay pyaray naamon se bula ri hain.
Old womanman! Ni darasal kambakat ka naam yaad ni is leye atne naam try kar rahee hon. |
| 1980 Gals: Maa main jeans pehanogi Maa: nahi beti log kya kahenge? .. 2006 Gals: Maa main mini skirt pehanogi woman: Pehan le beti kuch toh pehan le!!! |
An old Indian was standing on the corner. A good-looking woman passed by, on the way to work. The Indian raised his hand in greeting, and said, “Chance!”
The same thing happened several days in a row. The woman would walk past, the Indian would raise his hand, and say, “Chance!”
Finally, one day, she couldn’t ignore it any longer. So she stopped, and asked, “You’re an Indian, aren’t you?”
He nodded.
She said, “I always thought Indians said, ‘How!’ as a greeting.”
Indian said, “Already know ‘how’. Just want ‘chance’.” |
Ek aurat ki ankh sooji hui thi
Saheli ne poocha to bataya shohar ne mara hai.
Saheli: Par wo to shahar se bahar gae huwey they!
Aurat: Main b yehi samjhee thi. () |
Every indian women is
"rani laxmi bai"
B 4 marriage 'rani'
A few yrs after marriage 'laxmi'
& after kids r born she is just 'bai' |
Lady:
Mujhy meray patti sey talaak chaheyee.
Wakil:
Mager wo tou kabbadee champion hei.
Lady:
Yh he to prob hei. |
Lady 2 advocate: Mujy myry pati sy talaaq chaheye.
Advocate: Mgr woh to kabaddi ka champion hy.
Lady: Yhi tou problem hy.
Kameena sirf haath lagaa ky bhaag jaata hy |
Aik aurat kee aankh soojee hui thee
Parosan ny poocha tou bataya shohar ny maara hay.
Parosan: Pr wo tou shehar se bahar gaya hua thaa
Aurat: Main bhe yehi samjhi thee. |
