Newton 2nd law of ishq:
A boy in love with a girl continue 2 be in love with her
and
girl in love with a boy continue 2 be in love with him,
untill or unless any external agent (brother or father of the girl) come in 2 play and break the legs of the boy. |
LARKIYON K NAKHREY
First Call…
Main aisi Larki nhi hon
Second Call…
Sirf Message karongi, Baat nhi
Third Call…
Sirf Raat ko hi Bat ho sakti he
Forth Call…
1 bar hi Miloongi
Fith Call…
Sirf Kiss kr skte ho
Sixth Call…
Ab is k lye b Poocho ge sab Tmhara he janu…geo….. |
“Ye Dunia sirf
larkion k liye hai”
Larki zor se
hanse to
Khoobsoorati, Larka zor se hanse to |
Text: Girl in party 2 a man:
Excuz me,
Kia ap mere FACE se 1 chez hata sakte hain?
Man
(Khush hote hoay)
Han han bolo kia?
Girl:
KAMINAY apni manhoos nazarain. |
Ek larka ,Ek larki
..AHA
aadhi raat ko
..OHO
Jungle main
..Wah Wah
Jhaari k peche
..OUII
Sab se chup k
..UFF!
Daba Daba k
..HAW!
Aaam Kha rahay they..HAHAHAHA! |
Ek larkee paydal jaa rai thee, Larka bola- aye deewani peechay murh kr dekh tayra dupatta zameen se ghisaa ja raha hy,
Larki boli aye deewanay tu kya janay yh bhee apna farz nibha rahaa hy,
koee chum na ly mayry Qadmon kee mitti ko isi liye nishaan mitataa jaa rha hy. |
15 to 20 saal ki larki football ki tarha hai aik k pechay dus log.
21 to 30 saal ki larki cricket ball hai aik k pas ati hai baqi dekhty reh jatay hain.
31 to 40 saal ki larki to nahi hoti,
Woh aurat hoti hai jo table tennis ki ball ki tarha hai aik kehta hai tu rakh dusra kehta
hai tu rakh ! |
Boy: Boys are intelligent than girls!
Girl: Any proof ?
Boy: You always say intelliGENTS
but you never say intelliLADIES!
Great people Great thoughts. |
There are 3 types of Men:
1- Europians
They have wife & 1 girlfriend
But they love their girlfriend
the most.
2- Americans
They have 1 wife & 1 girlfriend
But they love thier wife
the most.
3- Pakistanis
They have 1 wife & 4 girlfriend
But they love thier Secretary
the most.. |
Boy to girl before exam: Hey all the best
Girl: All the best to you too
But girl scored 80 marks & boy failed
.
Moral: Only boys wish with true heart. |
