| Q: What were the 2 Mexican FireFighting Brother's names?
A: Hose A and Hose B
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Why do mexicans have small stearing wheels?
so they can drive with handcuffs on
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Why don't Mexicans play hide and seek?
Cause nobody will look for them?
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What's a mexicans favorite book store?
Borders
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What do you call one Mexican on the moon? A problem. What do you call two mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all of the mexicans on the moon?
Problem solved
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Why do mexicans wear their baseball cap with the brim up?
So they have a place to keep their taco.
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What did Davy Crocket say when he saw all the mexicans running towards the alamo?
Who ordered concrete?
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Why are there no Mexicans in Star Trek?
They don't work in the future either!
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Why can't mexicans be firemen?
They can't tell the difference between jose and hose b
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What do you call a group of stoned mexicans?
Baked beans
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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black person?
Somebody too lazy to steal.
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If there was a maze with with a million dollars in the center who do you think would win: the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, a smart mexican, or dumb mexican?
The dumb mexican, the rest don't exist.
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Juan,carlos,and antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. who wins?
Society.
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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?
Cuatro Cinco
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Two Americans and a Mexican are exploring in Africa and they stumble upon a tribe. The chief of the tribe tells the explorers that they are going to get fruit shoved up their butts and if they laugh they are going to get killed. Luckly, the Chief tells them they get to pick their own fruit. The two whittes pick berries and the Chief shoves it up their butts. They both laugh their heads off. In heaven God asks them why they laughed. And the Americans reply, "The Mexican picked a watermelon."
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A little Mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face. He says, "Mom, look - I'm a white boy!" His mom slaps him in the face and says, "Go show your father." He goes to his dad in the living room and says, "Look Dad, I'm a white boy." His dad slaps him hard in the face and says, "Go show your grandmother." The boy goes into his grandmother's room and say, "Mira, Abuelita, I'm a white boy." His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to his mother. His mother says, "See, did you learn anything from that?" To which the boy replies, "Sure did! I have only been white for five minutes and I already hate you Mexicans!"
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An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive" The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps. The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps. This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.
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