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It was a Halloween party,
When I smelled this perfume.
It was from a gorgeous lady,
Dressed in a maiden costume.
She winked at me,
And I followed her to the dressing room.
She locked the door & undressed,
And in turn I took off my costume.
We had the best sex,
My manhood saluting her womb.
But the next day, we woke up late,
So we couldn't resume.
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Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Mentalpause
Did you ever notice how
all women's problems begin with.
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Mega bites was what my girlfriend did
And gig was a show at night
A ram was a randy man or goat,
Windows just let in the light. |
One night, she came to me,
And spoke of her desire.
I surely agreed,
With my passions set on fire.
Once I sucked her nipples,
She went high & higher.
And, on that heavenly night, I quenched her need,
But she rekindled my desire.
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Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggy Style & 69
Just for fun
Or gettin paid
Everyone likes gettin laid. |
If sex is dirty
and babies come from sex
then babies must be dirty.
If babies are dirty
and babies become adults
then adults must be dirty. |
A Peach is Peach, A Plum is Plum
A Kiss isn't a Kiss without some tongue
So Open your mouth, Close your eyes
and Give your tongue some exercise.
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