| thinks their job title should be changed to "Mushroom" - coz they keep me in the dark and feed me on bullshit!
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Dear Customer: I work here, I obviously know more than you & clearly I am right, so shut up.
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Says.. " I can't come into work today, because I've come down with a case of
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Of course I'm concerned = "Ask me if I give a shit"
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There's no place like home, there's no place like home. Shit wrong pumps!
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All good things must come to an end so that means back to reality (aka work).
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I don't mind going to work, it's the 8 hour wait before going home that kills me.
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I'm suffering from shock because of a massive overload of stupidity... Why, you ask? I went to work today. Enough said.
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A steady stream of customers makes the day go faster, but a steady stream of idiots just pisses me off!
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needs to order a set of rubber stamps for things that cross their desk. WTF, HAHA... NO, LMAO, GTFOHWTBS, and DILLIGAF, just to name a few.
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be advised, the internal filter that would keep me from telling you to drink a nice, tall glass of GO FUCK YOURSELF is broken...you've been warned.
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If you suck at your job ... quit. You'd make my life easier and my blood pressure would decrease. Thank you, I look forward to your two week notice.
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Today my role will be played by an overworked, under caffeinated, sarcastic, unstable, asshole. Consider this my disclaimer for the day..
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The Definition of WORK: A place where officially adults go so they can act like children!
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In my business, Stupid people are job security!
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-Who gives a fuck- and I think it might be contagious."
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would like to congratulate their co-workers for proving that even the people that lick the windows on the short bus can get a good job!!
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Today's work outlook is as follows: No! No! I won't go!
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wants to start playing survivor at work and just start voting dumb ass people out the fucking door!
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can someone remind me again why we get up and do the same damn thing everyday ... oh yeah money :-(
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IS goin to the ZOO tomorrow anyone wanna come ... oh shit l mean work but believe me plenty of ANIMALS to look at..
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got up this morning and checked the obituaries, and the Forbes list! Damn not on either one..guess I will go to work today
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Set unrealistic goals - check,
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Folk that don't know their ass from their elbow, shouldn't be the ones issuing instructions!
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is going to try to get 6 hrs of sleep my day allows then wake up and go to work to do the 16 hs of work i am expected to do in the 8 hrs I'm paid to be there
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STRESS:- The bodies natural physiological response to restraining oneself from strangling the living s#!t out of someone who really deserves it.
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