| So you think you got away with it? Well God knows what you did. |
| Apparently, to my children, the word "NO" means "I'm sorry. I didn't hear you. Would you repeat your question again?" |
| the only reason I'm taking Spanish is to pretend i don't speak English when we get caught...yes i said WHEN l |
| lord give me patience cause if u give me strength ill strangle their |
| been there, done that, wrote the book and have the t-shirt to prove it. What more do you want! |
| the wheelie bin goes out more than me! |
| Procrastinators unite...tomorrow...maybe the next day. |
| Why don't they have Spring Day. We could decorate with flowers and plants. That would be nicer than red and pink hearts around fat naked babies. |
| Organizing chores into 3 categories; 1)Things I wont do now 2) Things I wont do later |
| Confucius say: A man with their hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts. |
| If I say I don't like you as nothing, I mean it. If I love you, I'll say so. |
| If I had a $1 for every man that said I never cheat on women, I'd have dollar bills coming out of my ass. |
| Men love you so they can have sex with you, women have sex with you so you can love them... |
| My attitude is brought to you by the makers of DRAMA INC. thank them! |
| i want u in my room, in my bed, under my blanket, wit the lights off...so I CAN SHOW U MY GLOW IN THE DARK BRACELETS! |
| wonders "how you can knock sense into someone when you're beating them senseless?" |
