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I wish some people had constipation of the mouth, then maybe the shit they talk would stop!
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Yeah, throwing skittles at someone and saying "Taste the Rainbow!" is fun, but I like to throw subs at people yelling "EAT FRESH!"
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What's so threatening about police on bicycles? Police "PULL OVER!" (ring ring ring ring) Police "You're under arrest. Get in the basket!" I mean seriously.
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Have you ever noticed walmart is alot like casino's? No windows, No clocks, they have beer, smokes and you leave with less money than you came in with?
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Actions speak louder than words, so today I'm just going to ACT like I'm cleaning.
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Surgical removal of appendix- Appendectomy. Male sterilization procedure- Vasectomy.
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Decided to get healthy and go for a jog today. As I set off I heard clapping behind me. Then I realized it was my ass cheering me on
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I am a beast. Hear me rawr... meow =^.,.^=
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anyone can join in ! I'm gonna start a story.. Once upon a time there was...
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Don't laugh in the bathroom because it will make people think that your playing with yourself..
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If you ask me a question, I say "I don't know" and you ask me again, prepare for a very ridiculous answer.
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When in doubt, step back, prepare to run, and poke it with a stick
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teacher:if there's any idiots in this class stand up kid stands up teacher:whats your reason? kid:i I'm not its just i hate to see your the only one standing up
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there are too muffins in an oven one says "wow its getting hot in here" the other one looks at them and says"OMG ITS A TALKING MUFFIN MAN" hahaha-ha
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thinks it's best to listen to what your body tells you. I asked my body if it wanted to work out today and it told me, "Listen here fatty, do it and die."
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Female to male sex change operation- Add-a-dick-to-me
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You keep hiding from shit in the world, and shit in the world ends up on your front door.
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Wonders why I turn the radio down in my car while looking for an address, like it helps me see better lol:)
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I learned when adults say "Tell Me The Truth" they really want to bust your ass :D.
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you know it is true love when after everything they put you through your still there..but they got to remember,sometimes they need to grow the fuck up!!
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Guess who's pregnant again!! Not me so take a deep breath before you have a heart attack...
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F**K the customers I'M ALWAYS RIGHT :)
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Bubble wrap makes everything GOOD!!
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