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Raised Einstein from the dead to tell him of the flaws, but forgot his brain’s in a jar elsewhere. Still, good photo op & puppetry practice.
is posting on Twitter that he is updating his Facebook status update.
would like a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, but he wants you to hold the chicken. He wants you to hold it between your knees.
put the bom in the bom sha-bom bom, but lays no claim to the ram in the ramalama ding dong.
wanted to be a hero. He wanted the glory, he wanted the fame, he wanted the pretty girls to come up to him and say “Hi! I see that you’re good at    Centipede”
thinks it was something he ate.
is thankful that vegans don’t actually have telekinesis. That’d suck for him as he doesn’t like getting flung around Darth Vader style.
is posting on Twitter that he is updating his Facebook status update.
is thankful that vegans don’t actually have telekinesis. That’d suck for him as he doesn’t like getting flung around Darth Vader style.
What do I mean, “inner geek”? I’m deluding myself — I’m pretty much geek all the way through.

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