| you're dog don't care if your to fat or to skinny. they don't care if your dumb or smart. they just love you for who you are |
| I was on my dragon and suddenly, we were attacked by ninja penguins, wearing "I Love Barney" T-shirts! |
| Pit-Bulls are mean because RETARDS make them mean.When they can be the biggest snuggle bears that wont hurt a fly:) |
| I love talking to my dogs. They enjoy everything I have to say! : ) |
| Why do I have so many dogs? Because they're better friends than most humans! |
| if dinosaurs come back I'm so getting me one |
| Dogs are like chips you can never have just one :) |
| Only stupid people raise bad pit bulls...the dog isn't the one that needs to be put down its the stupid ass owner that needs to be put down!!! |
| Is it wrong that I care more about what happens to animals than what happens to people? People can stop abuse,People can say NO.Animals cannot |
| get your chihuahua off of my leg. This is not what hump day means. |
| wonders just what the hell the person who figured out that cows make milk and it tastes good was doing? |
| No! I'm shearing cows, and milking sheep.. Jeez what the hell do you think I'm doing.. Der! |
| if you want true love, get a dog. |
| Who does all the taste testing for improved flavors of dog and cat food? |
| Good my bed is made... WTF? My stupid dog has to mess it up! |